Race will start at 1900hrs (7pm) GMT Monday 26th June 2006
Drone Derby
Drone Derby No.1 - Whole game file (donkey POV).
Drone Derby No.1 Whole game file (cheerers POV).
'Roll up, roll up'.
Who fancies their chances on a donkey derby bet - the LSN way!
We have specially trained Drones to act as the much loved donkeys.
To help 'cheer' the donkeys (Drones) on, a local force of Marines has kindly stepped in to help.
All the Drones have to do is trot up along the track, jumping over (eating!) a few bushes and at the end touch a switch and then off back to the start, first Drone to get back (alive) and touch the end of the map wins.
*(Management cannot be held accountable for any Drone becoming lame (being shot dead) or running off and attacking innocent by-standers. All decisions are final)*
**All lanes are now booked**
Lane 01 - General Strike - with 'Tony Adams'
Lane 02 - Ugly Toy - with 'Wayne'
Lane 03 - Bobbajob with 'George'
Lane 04 - General Specific with 'Rock Lobster'
Lane 05 - Baron Von Cox with 'marine buffet'
Lane 06 - MrE
Lane 07 - rainman999 with 'kiss my ass'
Lane 08 - Private Dickson
Lane 09 - Eagle of Fire with 'Prime Target'
Lane 10 - Oddball with 'lame dame'
Lane 11 - Arakis LSN with 'Red Rump'
Lane 12 - Duke Garland with 'Dronodeka'
Lane 13 - dicemanUK with 'Chomper'
Lane 14 - Bothered with 'Cuddles'
Lane 15 - pickupsticks with 'fourcandles'
Lane 16 - Robmonster with 'Jeremy Beadle'
Lane 17 - fletch j with 'red drum'
Lane 18 - Dancing Destroyer with 'mutley'
Lane 19 - Indricotherium with 'Frogger 9000'
Lane 20 - smart bunny with 'Munching Mavis'
To enter, just choose a lane. The starting postion is as in the piccy! **Naming of your donkey is encouraged!**
When we have all postions filled I'll put up a link to the wholegame. (I'll put it up on the LGA aswell)
To really get into the spirit of the race, you will need -
**Drone derby check list**
1. A sand pit
2. A pair of jeans
3. An Ice-cream (cone variety)
4. A hanky
5. A string vest
6. Warp-factor400 baking sun lotion (water proof)
7. A Pair of sandals
8. A deck char
9. 1 screaming toddler (optional)
Directions
Get the clothes on (roll up jean legs), while holding the ice-cream put the deck chair and the toddler in the sand pit. Apply sun cream (its probably best to rub your hand in the sand before putting on lotion) and put the hanky on your head (remember to tie knots in all 4 corners).
When ready, take a seat and start cheering away! (remember to let the ice-cream to either fall off the cone into the sand or drip all down your arm).
If/when you win/lose jump up out of the deck chair and rant/rave about!(remember the toddler? Its there to kick sand in its face if need be!)
There is a little medal for the winner!
There are also 1st, 2nd and 3rd place rosettes
and a 
for being the first to fall!
This is just a bit of fun but if you have any suggestions to make it better just let us know. (like having Machina as the 'cheerers'?)
Thanks to LV426 for the 'cheering' and play testing.
Drone Derby
Drone Derby No.1 - Whole game file (donkey POV).
Drone Derby No.1 Whole game file (cheerers POV).
'Roll up, roll up'.
Who fancies their chances on a donkey derby bet - the LSN way!
We have specially trained Drones to act as the much loved donkeys.
To help 'cheer' the donkeys (Drones) on, a local force of Marines has kindly stepped in to help.
All the Drones have to do is trot up along the track, jumping over (eating!) a few bushes and at the end touch a switch and then off back to the start, first Drone to get back (alive) and touch the end of the map wins.
*(Management cannot be held accountable for any Drone becoming lame (being shot dead) or running off and attacking innocent by-standers. All decisions are final)*
**All lanes are now booked**
Lane 01 - General Strike - with 'Tony Adams'
Lane 02 - Ugly Toy - with 'Wayne'
Lane 03 - Bobbajob with 'George'
Lane 04 - General Specific with 'Rock Lobster'
Lane 05 - Baron Von Cox with 'marine buffet'
Lane 06 - MrE
Lane 07 - rainman999 with 'kiss my ass'
Lane 08 - Private Dickson
Lane 09 - Eagle of Fire with 'Prime Target'
Lane 10 - Oddball with 'lame dame'
Lane 11 - Arakis LSN with 'Red Rump'
Lane 12 - Duke Garland with 'Dronodeka'
Lane 13 - dicemanUK with 'Chomper'
Lane 14 - Bothered with 'Cuddles'
Lane 15 - pickupsticks with 'fourcandles'
Lane 16 - Robmonster with 'Jeremy Beadle'
Lane 17 - fletch j with 'red drum'
Lane 18 - Dancing Destroyer with 'mutley'
Lane 19 - Indricotherium with 'Frogger 9000'
Lane 20 - smart bunny with 'Munching Mavis'
To enter, just choose a lane. The starting postion is as in the piccy! **Naming of your donkey is encouraged!**
When we have all postions filled I'll put up a link to the wholegame. (I'll put it up on the LGA aswell)
To really get into the spirit of the race, you will need -
**Drone derby check list**
1. A sand pit
2. A pair of jeans
3. An Ice-cream (cone variety)
4. A hanky
5. A string vest
6. Warp-factor400 baking sun lotion (water proof)
7. A Pair of sandals
8. A deck char
9. 1 screaming toddler (optional)
Directions
Get the clothes on (roll up jean legs), while holding the ice-cream put the deck chair and the toddler in the sand pit. Apply sun cream (its probably best to rub your hand in the sand before putting on lotion) and put the hanky on your head (remember to tie knots in all 4 corners).
When ready, take a seat and start cheering away! (remember to let the ice-cream to either fall off the cone into the sand or drip all down your arm).
If/when you win/lose jump up out of the deck chair and rant/rave about!(remember the toddler? Its there to kick sand in its face if need be!)
There is a little medal for the winner!
There are also 1st, 2nd and 3rd place rosettes
and a for being the first to fall!This is just a bit of fun but if you have any suggestions to make it better just let us know. (like having Machina as the 'cheerers'?)
Thanks to LV426 for the 'cheering' and play testing.
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LSN: LastBullet
PRESUMPTION - The Mother of all F*%!-ups.
LSN: LastBullet
PRESUMPTION - The Mother of all F*%!-ups.
