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Re: donkey derby | #21 | ||
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Posts: 4100 25-Sep-06 11:58 hey hey 16k |
haha was waiting for a comment like that!
 I think you will find my well endowed donkey will win due to having an extra limb with which to run or bat other competitors out of the way.   |
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Oddball |
Re: donkey derby | #22 | ||
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Posts: 1821 25-Sep-06 12:17 |
unless he trips up on it!!
 .. i dont see a disclaimer that no cheerers will be harmed in this event!?      |
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AnalProbe |
Re: donkey derby | #23 | ||
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Posts: 613 25-Sep-06 12:48 |
Position 11 please, with "Kenny!"
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Erland 1 |
Re: donkey derby | #24 | ||
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Posts: 272 25-Sep-06 13:40 |
Note LSN name: Erland
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Indricotherium |
Re: donkey derby | #25 | ||
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Posts: 6046 25-Sep-06 15:43 Budda on an anthill |
Position 19 please, donkey name: Big Blinking Target
Hopefully I can maintain my perfect record so far! LSN:Indricotherium, GMT-5, League:Elite, Alliance:Doomed, Specialist:L.O.G.
Queen but a rock, In a sea of green, The spikers are coming -Scallywag           |
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Eagle of Fire |
Re: donkey derby | #26 | ||
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Posts: 2921 25-Sep-06 15:59 Budgie Nemesis |
Prime Target shall be back at the position number 9, please.
  GMT minus 5 Qubec, Canada        "I am on a hot streak... Literally." |
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fatcatfan |
Re: donkey derby | #27 | ||
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Posts: 211 25-Sep-06 18:09 series of |
28 please. "Nermal"
"War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory."    |
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Fuzzywinker |
Re: donkey derby | #28 | ||
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Posts: 757 25-Sep-06 22:17 Knows more about it |
Position 17 please for "Fluffy". Thanks,
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Brootal |
Re: donkey derby | #29 | ||
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Posts: 3485 26-Sep-06 02:23 Speen Demon |
Quote: Why are people staying clear of me  LSN: Brootal
    Alliance wants you!     Accepting 30+ day challenges.    |
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Herr Hraz |
Re: donkey derby | #30 | ||
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Posts: 223 26-Sep-06 07:15 |
because you smell funny and because noone wants to share your bad luck
 ...thats by btw. the first bet for this race: "pos. 12, 13 or 14 will be the first to die" ehh, put me down for:  5 dancing banannas(sure hope pos. 1 will make it past the 1st salvo) player name: Hraz (just Hraz, NOT Herr Hraz)
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Oddball |
Re: donkey derby | #31 | ||
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Posts: 1821 26-Sep-06 08:56 |
Quote:hmmm the big ass, wonderbra and lipstick u stuck on that gal/donkey that is putting them off.  |
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Bothered |
Re: donkey derby | #32 | ||
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Posts: 151 26-Sep-06 09:47 |
Number 12 for me, with "Nipper"
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Oddball |
Re: donkey derby | #33 | ||
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Posts: 1821 26-Sep-06 12:27 |
o.O look at that.. poking a finger in ya eye.. bothered! am i bovvered! broot smells ya know. one on the other side broot and u can do a sheilas wheels ditty
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Duke Garland |
Re: donkey derby | #34 | ||
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Posts: 2900 26-Sep-06 12:46 Blutkind |
it seems nobody willing to step in betwean doomed guys.
maybe because the one in there will be doomed, by default. LSN Name: Duke Garland Alliance: Rock'n'Roll Suicides (captain) Location: Ukraine, GMT+2 Specialist: League of Ordinary Gentlemen The logic of war seems to be that if a belligerent can fight, he will fight - Rudy R.       |
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Oddball |
Re: donkey derby | #35 | ||
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Posts: 1821 26-Sep-06 14:08 |
Doomed tactics.. Tripod runs rope around neck tied to blinking target who takes all the hits and gets dragged the rest of the way by tripod.
cone award and 1-2 all in one race.. [edit] i notice the irish contingent get to chase the rabbit around the course, thats got to be worth at least a fangs length! |
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itchyformore |
Re: donkey derby | #36 | ||
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Posts: 2607 26-Sep-06 14:13 Registered User |
Quote: Reminds me of the missus *Jeering and sneering and rather large members are all encouraged, biting behinds and tripping heels is also good. Anything goes really  *An added feature to the derby will be a random force-field turned off per turn (on a dice roll), this will allow some lucky donkeys no rebounds as they trot along and also relieve the HQ taking more rebounds (there's a chance the HQ could blow during the race!)* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
LSN: LastBullet PRESUMPTION - The Mother of all F*%!-ups.           ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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Oddball |
Re: donkey derby | #37 | ||
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Posts: 1821 26-Sep-06 14:23 |
Quote:best hope she dont read that! or your happy sack will be wall mounted.  |
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Herr Hraz |
Re: Re: donkey derby | #38 | ||
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Posts: 223 26-Sep-06 14:40 |
so the only guy who can rig the game with 100% certainty...have just revealed a thing He would definately NOT like the missus to hear...
 donkey #1 stays #1, you read me? player name: Hraz (just Hraz, NOT Herr Hraz)
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RotWng |
Re: donkey derby | #39 | ||
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Posts: 411 26-Sep-06 14:50 |
Can I have number 14 please?
Let's call him Stupido.   |
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knowman |
Re: donkey derby | #40 | ||
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Posts: 1191 26-Sep-06 17:17 Forgetful User |
I'll take position 20 if it's still open, with "Comanche".
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